Too bad his dreams never came true

When I think about having kids, one thing that's always appealed to me the most (aside from having someone beholden to look after you when you have Alzheimer's) is the hilarity of things that little kids say. Today, my mom told me a story about my brother when he was little. She asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. "Macho," he replied.

I look forward to that sort of stuff.